Sunday, January 5, 2014

Things I never thought I'd hear myself say

Please stop licking the changing table

Blueberries don't go in your nose.  No, not even just one.

Don't try to fix your sister with your toolbox

Yes, your underwear is sad now

If you were brushing your teeth right, there wouldn't be toothpaste on the wall

Did you just eat a dust ball from under the couch?

Yes, you do have to wear shoes when you go out in the snow

You can dip your banana into pasta sauce if you really want to, but you still have to eat it afterwards

Are you a turtle or a horse?

If you're making cookies for other people you don't get to take a bite out of each one

No, don't poop in the shower

Please don't drive on my head

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