Simon [at 5:45]: Daddy, I have a weird smell in my nose. I think I need to read books.
Simon [getting dressed]: You know why I like underwear?? Because when I sit on the ground it keeps my butt warm.... and the carpet is bumpy and it is nicer with underwear.
Zoo Keeper [at
Meet An Animal talking about mammals]: What special thing does a mommy give her baby that daddies can't give their babies?
Simon: PEANUT BUTTER!
Daddy [during post-bedtime meltdown]: Simon, you don't have to cry.
Simon: Daddy, I have to cry - there is just too much sadness.
Alan: Simon, Do you think I'm old?
Simon: Oh no, Daddy, you are not old.
Alan: Is Mama old?
Simon: Oh yes.
Simon [to Alan during dinner]: My body is different from yours because it needs more desert.
Alan: Haha!!
Preface: Hamilton is Simon's school and they recently sold shirts with their crest on them (we each got one). Simon has started looking at signs when we drive and he really likes the hospital
Simon: Daddy, I like it when you wear your hospital shirt.